SD241810.22 - Meanwhile, Aboard The Enterprise. [Perdita/Felix]

Perdita: the lost infant in Shakespeare’s The Winter’s Tale. Captain de l’Isle wasn’t as much of a Shakespeare buff as some of his peers and had even been, somewhat ill-advisedly, chastised for this at a formal dinner some years ago. He’d misquoted some Andorian thrash punk in return.

Perdita Animo: literally, the lost inspiration, the misplaced life-giver. Perdita Animo was the Lone Star’s chief science officer and forever a mystery to its commanding officer. Why were they here? What inspiration or life were they supposed to be providing? Generally, the gelatinous Lt Commander provided conflict and the occasional invasion of privacy.

It had taken until the ninth time that Felix had been interrupted, fully naked in his quarters, to explain that using the computer’s optical and holographic cortices in this way was not acceptable.

de l'Isle looked on, crossed-armed, as Animo was lowered into their adapted tank at the centre of the Lone Star’s copious science department.

The Science Department at the Lone Star housed two sorts of people nowadays. There were the few veterans who'd stuck around and adapted to their strange chief, and the newcomers. The latter category was often rotated. Among many of the older guard there was a saying: "You don't do two tours in here," meaning that if you hadn't gotten used to the privacy-invading non-empathic jelly lump with short-distance telepathic powers after one tour you were already on your way out, by transfer or on medical grounds. If you had found a way to cope, you were likely to stay for a long time. That sort of environment does things to a person.

When Lieutenant Commander Animo had been submerged in synthetic amniotic fluid, the life support harness was gently removed and a technician put the finishing touches on the updated speech synthesizer attached to the tank. Lieutenant Karien - having served 8 years mostly within 20 metres of said tank - smiled and rested her forehead on the glass. The conversation taking place in her head was like a missing half of her mind had just come back after a vacation and had much to talk about. "Try it out," she said, conveniently leaving out about 90% of the actual dialogue.

"I do not understand the meaning of this," came a synthesized, genderless, voice. The new software was capable of reading the emotional state of the speaker and adjusting intonation and volume accordingly to make the vocal exchange more natural. At least according to the brochure.

The gelatinous shape currently making use of it didn't, in any discernable way, have emotional states.

While Lieutenant Karien explained, perhaps mostly to the new crew who may overhear, how the synthetic voice module was meant to be less intrusive and feel more "normal" than a voice injected into ones head, Perdita Animo had shifted their attention to the Captain.

You are thinking about me looking at you while you're naked in your quarters, said a voice in Felix's head. It sounded like he was in a tin can, and the voice surrounded him.

“Delighted to know you still care, Commander, but that’s a piece of research that doesn’t require repeating, hm?” Felix approached the tank, with teal-topped juniors parting around him. Karien remained where she was, acknowledging the captain with a knowing look. “I say this with specific reference to the various misconduct issues I have fended off on your behalf in the past.”

”You brought it up,” Animo said through the synthesizer. Even after all these years they had yet to grasp the fact that not all thoughts were willingly conjured. ”But I agree, there is no need to revisit the subject.” Lieutenant Karien smirked and raised an eyebrow at the Captain; no doubt she had just been informed what it was about.

Ignoring the gelatinous being’s audible and inaudible snark, de l’Isle linked his fingers. “How was your research trip?” he asked, idly. “I have received only four complaints, none of which serious, so I assume we can call this a success.”

”It was a disappointment,” the gelatinous being admitted. Not because I didn’t cause more offence, Captain, but because of a lack of results. The explanation was added in the same echoing telepathy as before. They hadn’t yet gotten used to speaking through the synthesizer exclusively.

Then, because so many newcomers apparently thought that their chief wanted to cause a maximum of offense, the explanation was repeated through the synthesizer. ”The anomaly lacked sufficient subspace distortions,” they added. ”Not enough data to verify my theories.”

Perdita heard how Felix’s thoughts travelled elsewhere. ”You believe this new Ensign will cause trouble,” it said, once again leaving thoughts unspoken.

“That is a theory with considerable supporting data.” Leaning against the tank, Felix scanned the remaining crew, most of whom busying themselves with Perdita’s orders. The science department revolved around the individual, quite literally; over the past eight years the space had become customised around their needs. “I am considering what to do with him. He seems to believe his age and nonchalance gives him some kind of tenure he has not earned.” Felix paused. “He may also believe he has been posted to the Enterprise.”

A weird cackling came through the speakers. "That did not sound like a laugh," said the Science Chief with their flat synthetic voice. "I meant for it to sound like a laugh. Will have to practice that." Humour wasn't one of Perdita's strengths, but they had learnt to understand when humans intended something to be funny. It helped that surrounding crewmembers thought of something as a joke.

Lieutenant Karien turned to the Captain with a smile. "We'll make him work, Sir. Count on it."

"The USS Enterprise," Perdita said. The voice almost carried a tone; an afterthought, maybe. "Who runs the Enterprise these days, Captain? Should we continue making him believe he serves there?"

After eight years Felix was just about able to insinuate when Perdita meant mischief. It usually started with a leading question – something his lead scientist would have known, as now. “Captain Cassa Paiján. A formidable Argentinian with a mean left hook and a specialism in tactical weapons systems. Also, about half a foot taller than me and distinctly female.”

Almost in unison all the veteran crewmembers nodded their heads, some snickering or smirking as they did. The speech synthesizer was installed mainly for the benefit of new crew; those not used to mind games. Orders had been given, and they would trickle down to new crewmembers by word of mouth in smaller groups later on.

"A lot has happened in the last year, Captain," the gelatinous being offered. They had heard about Ensign Burgundy's long sleep from de l'Isle's thoughts. "I believe Commodore Paiján is serving at HQ for the time being. Congratulations on heading the Starfleet flagship, Captain de l'Isle." The synthetic voice was as devoid of intonation as before, but Lieutenant Commander Animo managed to place dramatic pauses effectively to convey the sarcastic sentiment. "Ensign Burgundy will have to step it up a few notches, lest he be the laughing stock of the fleet."

“That might not be off-putting to him. He seems to think that divinity alone has brought him to the fleet, and that divinity will have to answer to Ensign Burgundy for reasons that are not, in any lateral of space or time, deserved or obvious.” de l’Isle had never been entirely sure where Animo’s eyes might be, or even if they had them. He knew better, also, than to linger on the matter for too long, and patted the tank affectionately. “Let’s see how long we can keep it up. I’ve a mind to assign him to the bridge for a while. Put him through his paces.”

Suddenly Lieutenant Karien turned towards the doors, right before they swished open to reveal a young Lieutenant JG. "A new face," Karien said with a smile. "Please don't scare her off, Commander. I'll show her the ropes." Communicating by speech rather than thought would require getting used to for her as well. This much was clear from the delay between her two statements.

“Captain,” the Lone Star novice – a botanist, he believed? – squeaked in his direction. The owner of the title turned to leave, not mentioning to his latest junior officer that he was not the one, in this room, to be afeared of.

“Welcome to the Enterprise,” Felix uttered, catching her by surprise as he decamped, and leaving Perdita and their department to disambiguate for the newcomer.

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by Lt Commander Perdita Animo, Chief Science Officer (apb Björn)
and Captain Felix de l’Isle, Commanding Officer
USS ahem Enterprise