SD201911.11 - A Bucking What? [Felix/Harun]

-= Bridge, USS Lone Star =-

Felix's legs woke him up before life had the opportunity. They roused him at three in the morning; he knew better than to resist the joint cause of his body and his mind. Each compelled him to rise, than rang sonorously through his nerves and senses to ensure the message was answered. Within twelve minutes he was on the bridge and on his second cup of coffee, and on his third status report from an unamused night shift. Nobody needed the captain around for the last two hours of the night shift.

When the Captain had arrived on the bridge Harun was just hitting his rhythm for the evening. While the proud Cardassian would never admit it to any of his Starfleet crew members, working the late shift was actually rather wretched for him. Only the years of training and drill that made the movements on the conn automatic kept him a competent pilot until his brain caught up with his body.

He looked up briefly from the sixth diagnostic of the evening when Felix came in and settled to read the status reports. His greeting was the standard “Good evening Sir,” but Harun knew better than to ask the man why he’d decided to check in on the night shift. After the rather unfortunate incident with the Admiral the Cardassian did not want to give any further impressions that he was doing anything untoward on the Lone Star. Questioning the Captain would give way to discussions that he had something to hide.

He had just pulled up the mapping to see about getting ahead of the next shifts work when an alert flashed across his screen with a soft beeping noise. Slender grey fingers moved across the controls as he frowned and brought up the long-range scanners. His dark brows knitted together while the data populated on his console. “Sir,” he said, tilting his head in Felix’s direction though not actually turning to face the man, “you may want to have a look at this.”

“Beats status reports, whatever it is.” Felix was up on the shoulder of his helmsman before the man’s statement had finished. Their eyes tracked a wiggling spot, initially a point on Harun’s monitor with gravometric and course heading data rolling around its position. “Put it up on the main viewer, Mr Touvey. Any guesses as to what this bucking bronco might be?”

“Bucking what?” The words were out of his mouth before he remembered that he wasn’t asking Felix any questions he didn’t want answers to and he was turning in his seat to peer at the human. His hands still moved across the helm despite his momentary distraction, a credit to good Cardassian multitasking, and the display appeared on the main viewport.

“An old fairground game. Still found in Yridian bars.”

Harun turned his eyes away from Felix to look upon the larger display that was no closer to telling him what lay off to the port side of the Lone Star than it had on the smaller screen. Harun didn’t understand what it was about making things larger that gave humans the impression that it would yield more information but he supposed it was a compensatory thing.

Turning his eyes back down to the console he got back the scanner report, “It appears to be some sort of explosive. Scanners are detecting trace amounts of radiation with…” Before the Cardassian could finish an explosion rocked the Lone Star and brilliant golden light intermingled with hues of red, blue, and green flashed across the main viewport. Harun squinted his eyes against the bright display and then said, deadpan. “It’s some sort of pyrotechnic Captain.”

From the major colours came a multi-spectral sizzles that fizzed out, emanating into dimensionally geometric curves – floral and mathematical, the CO surmised. “A firework. Probably. But let’s do this the right way. Yellow alert, raise shields. Mister Touvey, heading 660 mark two, three quarters impulse. Evasive manoeuvers for anything inbound.” He patted the back of the helmsman’s chair.

“Yes, sir,” Harun’s eyes dropped from the viewport to his console even though his hands had begun the task. He had just begun to maneuver the ship away from the ship when the sensors picked up several more small objects. More fireworks Harun thought irritably until the sensors flared to alert him to a large object coming up behind them.

Automatically the conn officer put the ship in a starboard oriented nose dive a great deal faster than the three quarters impulse that the Captain had ordered. He looked up at the view screen to see the long gray underbelly of a ship passing over them and from its hull fluttered a large cloth like object that Harun couldn’t pick out the origin of at first. Without waiting for Felix’s order he increased magnification on the cloth.

“Welcome,” he read slowly since it wasn’t a language he was overly familiar with, “Rally enthusiasts.”

“That may be a –”

One of the tendrils of the cordon licked the primary optical sensor, interrupting the captain. His eyes darted between the pricks of light. There would be a pattern or progression – he spotted it, holding his legs steady as Harun played dodgems with a hodge-podge of shuttlecraft. Racers, and otherwise. Scrabbled together. Not entirely spaceworthy but with hectoring love and stray parts under the bonnet.

Not far off a Bobcat.

“Zero one zero mark four zero, get us up and out!”

Harun’s fingers flew over the console as he tilted the ship upward seemingly oblivious that he had not warned the crew to find something to hold onto. The viewport showed a spinning display of ships and fireworks before he increased speed and the Lone Star shot up like a cork from a champagne bottle, neatly threading the needle between two of the larger ships that looked as if they might have been modified cargo ships in the brief glimpse that was seen before the Lone Star was completely free of the fray.

With the immediate danger past he leveled out the ship and adjusted the scanners and magnification so that upon the screen the whole parade could be seen. He recognized a few of the ships by their configuration and he frowned, “A race, Sir?”

Anchored back in his chair, Felix extended the command terminal projection from the arm rest. The race diagram and current status – as far as he could discern them, anyway – appeared at the bottom of the viewscreen, just as the remainder of the bridge crew relieved the previous day’s final shift and slotted into their places.

“There are more than four thousand ships out there,” Felix said, astonished. “What have we just walked into? Zolog? Harun, hold our position.”

“I’m trying to isolate official traffic, Captain, but the computer is learning on the job. This is a major event, though. It’s being relayed out to – several dozen systems, possibly more.”

Harun shifted in his seat and resisted the urge to inquire for more details about the race. As a pilot he was naturally competitive, as a Cardassian it was worse for there was a burning need to prove his superiority to the whole of the quadrant. He managed to contain himself even though it was a moment before he noticed the alert on his console that told him they were being hailed.

“Sir,” he said as he looked down at his display, “We’re being hailed by…” He squinted at the name on the identification sequence of the transmission. “A representative for rally enthusiasts incorporated.” Once he was bidden he tapped to open up the channel that was audio only.

“Attention unidentified vessel,” a nasally voice that sounded like it was coming from the depth of a well sounded through the bridge and set Harun’s teeth on edge for its rather imperious tone. “This is Viliana Zets of the Olympic Rally Race Course Commission. You are in the middle of the course for the first race, vacate immediately or you will be forcibly removed.”

For once, de l’Isle concurred with his helmsman. “This is Captain Felix de l’Isle of the Federation Starship Lone Star – and, well, I doubt it, Mrs Zets.” He paused while her scanners, and those of the ships that hovered about them with curiosity, registered his ship’s offensive array.

“And that’s just the guns,” murmured Lt Commander Animo via the forearm unit of the captain’s chair – at a frequency only Felix could hear.

First contact, commander, he reminded his chief scientist, who really had no business trying to read his mind at a time like this.

“The Lone Star has travelled a long way to witness this – spectacle,” Felix decided, after exchanging a glance with Harun.

There was a pregnant pause on the channel. Far longer than Harun was particularly comfortable with because silence in communication was, historically speaking, never a good sign for the Lone Star. Yet just as he was about to turn towards Felix to make a suggestion Ms. Zets came back on with her tone had changed to something that oozed skepticism.

“Oh really?” Ms. Zets sounded like a grade school teacher that had just been told that the dog had eaten homework. “I wasn’t aware that the Federation had any interest in the games. Surely a formal announcement could have been sent to the committee indicating your attendance so that you could have been formally received. At the very least you would have been directed where to place your vessel so that you were not in the middle of the opening procession. This is really highly inappropriate.”

In the following silence that signaled that Ms. Zets was winding herself up into a tirade of righteous indignation Harun gave a glance to Felix and then said quickly in a way that he used to placate his particularly fussy aunt, “Actually Ms. Zets, we’re not formally representing the Federation. This is a matter of personal interest… we heard about the games and the crew expressed an interest in watching the festivities.” The Cardassian’s expression gave a silent indication of ‘help me sell this’ to both Felix and the rest of the bridge crew.

Felix beamed, ever his first reaction, as he both forgave and appreciated his pilot’s intervention. Good save, he thought, while adding, “The officiating staff is particularly notorious in our sector for… for their protocol. And their reception for external observers.”

“Oh really,” said Mrs. Zets again sounding even more skeptical. However, before she could go on yet another monolog it sounded as if someone in the background was clearing their throat. “One moment,” Ms. Zets said and the comms went silent again though the channel was still open. After a moment that felt far longer than it actually was Ms. Zets came back on, her voice dripping with false enthusiasm. “The committee expresses its formal welcome to its esteemed guests of the Federation vessel Lone Star and her crew.”

Harun visibly cringed at the way the games official drew out the vowels of the words ‘Lone Star’ as if someone were grating their nails down a metal surface. However, he managed to keep his mouth shut as Ms. Zets continued, “We are now sending the coordinates for you to dock your vessel at the VIP platform so that you might attend the opening ceremonies. A committee representative will meet you there to answer any questions.”

The last bit sounded as if Ms. Zets was saying them through clenched teeth or whatever tooth-like equivalent the female possessed. “Welcome to the games.”

Harun dropped his eyes down to his console as an alert flashed across the screen, “Coordinates have been received Captain. Setting course.”

The Captain watched his Cardassian officer carefully. It seemed that, despite his casual dislike for all things Starfleet, the Lone Star had become his home and sanctuary these last months: enough that he was defensive on her behalf.

"Sounds like we are welcome, Mr Touvey, wouldn't you say? Take us in."

The trip to the platform was a short one even at impulse. Harun kept the sensor array up in order to ensure the Lone Star did not have anymore near misses with the cavalcade of ships still progressing to what Harun assumed to be the opening ceremonies.

It was all routine until the feedback from the sensors to where he had to park came back and he frowned. Did they really think they could fit the Lone Star into a slot that small? With his brow ridges knitting together, Harun’s hands flew over the console much in the way that he had when he was dodging ships not an hour before but this was far more nerve racking.

“It's going to be a tight fit Sir,” he said as he slowly positioned the Lone Star’s hull between two smaller luxury vessels. For the first time since he boarded the Lone Star, Harun was wholly dependant on the Lone Star’s guidance system and he bit the inside of his lip until he tasted blood as it went through the docking sequence.

When the display lit up green he let go of his lip and hoped no one had noticed how nervous he’d been. “Docked, Sir,” his voice was steady despite his nerves.

“Good job, Mr Touvey.” Felix was even-handed but Harun would know that he’d noticed the discrepancy in performance. Nobody on the bridge would have picked up on it, and he wouldn’t take it any further – for now. Turning to Zolog, he formulated the job to come.

“Have Tonx and Dr Vaughn meet me in transporter room two. Zolog? You’re with us.” Felix then hesitated. Edie was technically the ranking officer but experience told him he’d need four Slobarian boars to tow her away from her engine room. And he was pissed with Perdita for pushing her luck at the wrong moment.

So why not? Hand it to the Cardassian. For now.

“Harun, you’ve got the bridge.”

Felix swept off with Casparo Zolog in tow, just as the morning shift poured through the other turbolift doors, ready for another new day in Starfleet.

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By Captain Felix de l’Isle and Lieutenant Harun Touvey